Seneschal is our fearless leader, and we're not just talking about our in-house coffee machine.
With a Ph.D. in Nihilism and a black belt in karate, Seneschal has mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing and getting away with it.
When not busy contemplating the meaninglessness of existence, Seneschal can be found sipping lattes and judging your outfit.
Want to learn more about our team's other enigmatic figures? Meet our Mind Reader, or check out Our Archon of Banter.
Or, if you will, Explore Seneschal's Hidden Life.