Meet our Furry Friend
Our beloved shop mascot, Blerg,
keeps us sane
with their constant presence and mildly judgmental gaze.
Join our Shop Squad and become a part of our quirky community today!
We are a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who are here to bring you the most visionary shopping experience in the multiverse.
Our shop is run by a mildly competent manager who has been known to wear a furry onesie to work on Fridays.
Our beloved shop mascot, Blerg,
keeps us sane
with their constant presence and mildly judgmental gaze.
Join our Shop Squad and become a part of our quirky community today!
We are currently hiring for a position that involves mostly just sitting around and looking good while wearing this sharp suit.
Our shop's official onesie collection is available now!
Send us a message, ask for help, or simply troll us. We're always here for a chat.