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Bleach Inc.

We love Bleach Inc.'s commitment to making our website's CSS look like it was made by a blind man who just found out what HTML is.

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Bleach Inc.'s Lawyers

Because someone had to pay for all the lawsuits.

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Our Intern Who Actually Knows What They're Doing

Don't worry, we're paying them minimum wage. They still do all the work.

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Other Sponsors We Forgot To Mention

These people are cool, we guess.

• Our Friends Who Are Actually Our Sponsors
• Our Enemies Who Are Secretly Funding Us
• Our Therapist Who Thinks We're a Lost Cause