Meet the faces behind the magic (of turning trash into something marginally better than trash)
Dr. Jane has spent 10 years studying the art of composting, and has written several papers on the subject. She is also a expert in the fields of trash-can-emptying and recycling bin-overfilling.
Read Dr. Jane's tech talk
Our team of experts has developed the most advanced composting technology known to mankind. It's like a garbage disposal, but with more explosions.
Our latest innovation: a machine that turns your trash into a fine, powdery compost that's perfect for gardening. Or not.
Learn more about Composting 2.0 at composting-2-0
A machine that shoots trash out of a giant cannon, because who needs a gentle touch when you can have a blast?
Check out the specs and pricing at /about/our-tech/garbage-in-the-face
We're working on a device that turns your trash into a sentient being. It's like a Tamagotchi, but for garbage. Wish us luck!
Want to see our R&D pipeline? Here's a hint: it's not just a bunch of trash.