Our team's secret technique involves using our intuition to identify the most pressing procrastination tasks. It's a delicate art that requires years of practice and an extensive background in philosophy.
We've developed a proprietary algorithm that generates a list of "Must-Do-Now-But-Not-Right-Now" tasks based on our team member's mood, coffee consumption, and proximity to the break room.
By leveraging the power of intuition, we've been able to achieve unprecedented levels of procrastination, setting a new standard in the industry.
We also employ more conventional techniques, like "Just-Do-What-I-Mean-To-Do-But-Forget-The-Password-To-Access-Our-Task-Manager-System" and "Bury-My-Head-Under-The-Blanket-and-Hope-The-Task-Just-Disappears."
These tried-and-true methods have been passed down from our founder's great-grandfather, who was an expert in the field of Extreme Procrastination.
For more information on these techniques, visit our subpage: Procrastination Through Deductive Reasoning
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