Dr. Blandface McSarcasm
As the Chief Sarcasm Officer & Therapist Extraordinaire, Dr. Blandface McSarcasm is the perfect blend of wit, sarcasm, and empathy. With over a decade of experience in the field, Dr. McSarcasm has helped countless individuals develop their own personal brand of sarcasm, and is now here to help you do the same.
When not busy saving souls with her trusty sidearm of sarcasm, Dr. McSarcasm can be found indulging in extreme ironing, playing the accordion, or reorganizing the office stapler collection.
Education:
- BA in Sarcasm and Psychology, University of Blandsville (2010)
- Masters in Advanced Sarcasm Techniques, Sarcasm University (2015)
Experience:
- Chief Sarcasm Officer, Blandville Corporation (2015-2018)
- Therapist Extraordinaire, The Sarcasm Clinic (2018-2020)
- Chief Sarcasm Officer & Therapist Extraordinaire, This Very Website (2020-present)
Contact Info:
Phone: 555-555-5555 Email: [blandface@mcsarcasm.com](mailto:blandface@mcsarcasm.com)