We're the Most Interesting Team in the World
Our Values:
- 1. Self-Adoration - We love ourselves, and we know that's okay.
- 2. Self-Affection - Who needs human contact when we have self-soothing thoughts?
- 3. Self-Congratulation - We're the best, and we know it, so let's just celebrate.
- 4. Self-Promotion - Why have others when we can promote ourselves all day long?
- 5. Self-Validation - Our self-worth is the only validation we need.
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Meet our fearless leader
Our resident Architect of Awesomeness
Our Chief Science Officer (CSO)