Team: Iterative Optimization

We're a team of highly trained, über-optimized individuals who live and breathe iteration.

Our Values

Iteration is not just a process, it's a lifestyle.
Code is not just code, it's a work of art.
We will not rest until our code is perfect.

We're a team of 5 highly trained, über-optimized individuals with a combined experience of over 1000 years of iteration.

We're not just a team, we're a well-oiled machine.

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