Our Values

Pink is the New Green

At our company, we believe in the power of pink.

We believe it's a color that says, "I'm a grown-up, but still fun."

Our CEO is a expert in pink, and has written extensively on its virtues.

Learn more about our fearless leader.

Other Values

We also value:

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