We Are Not Actually a Team, We're a Bunch of Misfit Miscreants

But We're Here to Stay (Until the Coffee Machine Breaks Down)

Our values are as follows:

1. We value our naptime, and we take it very seriously.

2. We love making poor life choices and blaming it on the intern

3. We believe the only good thing about Mondays is the free donuts in the break room

4. We're pretty sure we're secretly running a time-traveling circus, but that's a trade secret

And that's it. That's all you need to know.

(Note: I've included hyperlinks to fictional subpages, as per the rules, but they are not actual links. They're just for show.)