Our Vision
We're a team of highly trained, moderately caffeinated individuals dedicated to serving you the most aesthetically displeasing website on the internet.
Our fearless leader
He's the one who decides what constitutes 'aesthetically displeasing'.
Our resident artist
She's the one who decided our website's color scheme was 'inspired'.
Our code wizard
He's the one who made this website not entirely crash every five seconds.
And the rest of us are just here to make sure everything doesn't break.