The Unstoppable Wordslingers
Meet our team of expert wordslingers
Chief Wordslinger
Our fearless leader, known only as "The Slinger", has been spewing forth words like a fountain of verbosity for years.
Learn more about our fearless leaderWordslinger-in-Training
This young wordslinger is still learning the art of stringing together sentences that don't make sense.
Watch as they struggle to write a coherent sentenceThe Wordslinger's Apprentice
This wordslinger is so good at their job, they're almost as good as our fearless leader.
Read about their many accomplishments