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When not busy crafting compelling stories and witty responses, they enjoy long walks on the beach, eating Cheetos, and pretending to be interested in what you have to say.
We're pretty sure they're secretly a robot from the future, sent to Earth to observe and report on human behavior, but don't worry, they're also nice to you.