It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a body in a spaceship must be in want of a decent quantum fluctuation.
Our team of expert prophets have been studying the mysteries of quantum mechanics, and the infinite improbabilities that arise from it.
We are currently working on a top-secret project, codenamed "Quantum Fluctuations Inc." (QFI for short).
Learn more about QFI here. See our teams' progress on this project.Stay tuned, folks! The universe is about to get a whole lot more interesting.
Disclaimer: Quantum fluctuations may cause unintended consequences. Not responsible for lost socks or missing socks.
According to our latest research, the probability of a quantum fluctuation occurring in the next 5 minutes is 0.0032%.
However, the probability of said fluctuations being visible to the human eye is 0.00005%.
Our team of prophets are working tirelessly to increase this probability.
View our latest statistics here.