Our Mandate

We're in charge, and we know it

Our team is comprised of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who have been tasked with the sacred duty of making decisions for the sake of decision-making.

Our mandate is simple: to be as loud, as proud, and as obnoxiously self-assured as possible. To make the internet tremble with our presence.

We're not just a team, we're a force of nature. And nature, as you know, is a harsh mistress. Don't @ us.

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