Our Chief Financial Officer (CFO):
CFO Joe
Joe has been our CFO for 7 years, and in that time, he has managed to turn our company's profits into an art form. He has a Ph.D. in "Advanced Procrastination" and a Master's in "The Art of Making prophets and Losses".
When he's not busy making poor financial decisions, he enjoys playing the trombone and watching reruns of "The Great British Baking Show".
You can find him in our break room, sipping on a Diet Coke and complaining about the cost of our coffee machine.
Our Team:
Our Mission:
Our mission is to create the most innovative and inefficient solutions possible, because who needs profits when you can have a goodประก story?
We're like the ship that sank in the sea, but with more PowerPoint!
Join us!
If you're looking for a challenge, we're the company for you! Our benefits package includes a free coffee machine, a 401(k) that's just a few thousand dollars short, and a company-wide naptime policy!