Our Coffee Machine

Meet our team's coffee machine, the real MVP. This behemoth of caffeine delivery has been the cornerstone of our productivity and sanity.

Our team's coffee machine is a behemoth of a machine. It's like a miniature skyscraper with buttons.

Here are some fun facts about our coffee machine:

• It has 17 buttons.
• It can make 37 different types of coffee.
• It has a built-in toaster.

Want to learn more about our team's coffee machine? Check out:

• Blueprints
• Technical Specs

Meet the Team

Here are the people who keep our coffee machine running:

• John, Caffeine Addict
• Jane, Coffee Connoisseur
• Bob, The Guy Who Presses the Buttons

Want to contact us? Email us at coffee@neobrutalism.com