Our Designer 4's Bio
The Fourth and Most Likely To Be Fired Member of Our Team
Meet the fourth member of our design team, known only as "The Unconquerable". This person has been with us since 2018 and is responsible for most of our design decisions. They're like the "godfather" of our team, but without any actual authority or respect.
Skills:
- Proficient in Microsoft Paint
- Has a deep understanding of 90s web design trends
- Can recite the entirety of "The Big Lebowski" from memory
Fun Facts:
- Our designer 4 has a secret love for collecting antique door knobs
- They're a self-proclaimed "expert" on everything, including but not limited to, quantum physics
- Holds the world record for most hours spent playing Solitaire
Our Designer 4's Favorites:
- Favorite font: Comic Sans
- Favorite color: Plaid
- Favorite movie: The Big Lebowski
If you're interested in joining our dysfunctional team, click here to learn more about our application process.
Want to know more about our other team members? Click here for our team page.