We're not lazy, we're just highly motivated to be bored out of our minds.
Our team motto is a reflection of our collective psyche. We're a team of highly skilled, yet utterly disinterested developers.
We've been tasked with creating the next big thing, but our hearts aren't really in it. We're just going through the motions, one pixel at a time.
Our goal is to create something that will change the world, but not today. Maybe next week. Or maybe never.
Subteam: The Unmotivated Underwater Developing: A Subteam of Our Own