Balthazar McSnazz's Supreme Team

Meet the team of highly unqualified and utterly unremarkable individuals leading the galaxy to mediocrity!

Balthazar McSnazz, Supreme Dictator of Silliness

Our fearless leader, the one and only Balthazar McSnazz, has been leading our team of misfits for 12 years now.

He is responsible for all the chaos, destruction, and poor life choices we've made.

Read more about Balthazar McSnazz

Zoinks, The Intern

Zoinks is our newest member and still can't even do the job properly.

We're not sure how he managed to get hired, but we're pretty sure it's a miracle.

Learn more about Zoinks' questionable skills

Bob, The Guy Who Types Stuff

Bob is our resident keyboard warrior, but mostly just types random keys until it looks like something resembling English.

He's been known to type 5 pages of gibberish before realizing it's actually just 5 copies of the same sentence.

See Bob's impressive typing skills in action!