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Our leader's magnum opus: a sentient, self-repairing island that's also a giant hamster wheel. Because who needs actual functionality when you can have whimsy?
Read more about Inflatable IslandBecause caffeine is the key to world peace, our leader has created a machine that brews an endless supply of coffee while reciting the entirety of The Art of War.
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