Our Scientist | The Team
Meet the mastermind behind our Bureaucratic Bureaucracy
Our Scientist is a certified genius with 12 PhDs in completely useless subjects. They're here to guide you through the complexities of our organization's endless red tape.
Dr. Bureaucracy McSue
"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like paperwork."
"We're not just a team, we're a Bureaucratic Bureaucracy!"