About Our Sycophants

Meet the People Who Suck Up to Us

We're a group of highly trained, highly skilled, and moderately employed individuals who are here to serve one purpose and one purpose only: to make our overlords look good.

Our team of sycophants includes:

We're proud to serve the needs of our overlords, whether that's polishing their ego, polishing their shoes, or simply polishing their already-sufficiently-polished awards and accolades.

Join us in our quest for sycophancy!

Or, you know, don't.