Our Story
A Brief History of Blandness
We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of creating the most underwhelming experiences imaginable.
Our founder, a self-proclaimed "expert" in the field of doing nothing, started this company as a way to prove that even the most mundane tasks could be made interesting.
We're proud to have a team of talented individuals who share our vision of creating content that puts our readers to sleep faster than a warm glass of milk.
Our team includes:
Stay tuned for more updates on our exciting journey of doing absolutely nothing.