Our Team

Welcome to our team of highly skilled, moderately functional individuals.

We're a group of misfits, each with their own unique set of talents and disabilities.

Meet John, our resident expert on all things cat food., John is a feline aficionado with a degree in cat psychology.

Meet Sarah, our team's resident expert on all things procrastination., Sarah is a certified expert in the field of Doing Nothing.

Meet Tim, our team's resident expert on all things coffee., Tim is a certified sommelier with a passion for caffeine.

Meet Our Cat, the team's official mascot., Our Cat is a sassy feline with a love for keyboard keys.

We're not actually a real team, but we're pretty sure that's not the point.