John, Manager of Chaos

Our Esteemed Leader in Charge of the Abyss

Meet John, the mastermind behind the madness. With a penchant for poor time management and a love for bright colors, John leads our team with an iron fist and a questionable grasp on reality.

His accomplishments include:

• Turning a simple project into a never-ending nightmare
• Perfecting the art of procrastination
• Creating a team that's as dysfunctional as he is

Meet the Team

Our team consists of:

• Mike, The Scapegoat
• Emily, The Dreamer
• Jim, The Waiting Room

Stay tuned for more updates from the edge of sanity.