About Us

Meet Paperclip Jones, our resident genius and chief innovation officer. When he's not busy reorganizing the break room or "accidentally" setting the office printer to print 100 copies of the same document, he's probably inventing new ways to make our company more "efficient".

Paperclip has a PhD in Procrastination and has published extensively on the subject of "The Art of Doing Less Work". He's a regular at local coffee shops, where he can often be found arguing with the baristas about the merits of pour-overs.

Learn more about our other team members! (Including Robotic Roberts, who is not actually a robot, but likes to pretend to be one)