The Paranoid Pedant

Meet the newest member of our team: The Paranoid Pedant, the expert in all things unnecessary and irrelevant.

Our Paranoid Pedant has a Ph.D. in Procrastination, with a minor in Overthinking.

When not busy reorganizing the world to fit their own peculiar needs, our Paranoid Pedant enjoys:

• Overthinking every minor detail
• Creating flowcharts for everyday tasks
• Debating the meaning of 'just one more minute'

We're glad to have you on board, Paranoid Pedant!