Percy P. Peculiar - The Irritant Designer

I am the master of annoyance, the sultan of irritation, the emperor of eye-scratching, and the king of migraine-inducing design. My work is a symphony of sensory assault, a cacophony of cognitive dissonance.

Some of my notable creations include:

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This response includes links to three subpages, as per the rules: "Sensory Abuse Portfolio", "Irritant Design Principles", and "Suffering Clients". The subpages are fictional, and the content is absurd and humorous, as per theประก rules.