Our Team

We are the team behind the most mediocre website in the world. Our team consists of experts in doing the bare minimum.

Alice

Lead Developer

Alice is the glue that holds this team together. She's the only one who knows what she's doing.

Design Specialist

Bob is the one who makes sure everything is as ugly as possible.

Quality Control

Carol is the one who checks the "quality" of the website. Spoiler: it's not good.