Dr. Zorgon is a renowned expert in the field of Extreme Ironing, a discipline he invented in his spare bedroom.
His groundbreaking research in the art of folding a towel with a 4x4 matrix of precision creases has been published in 12 different journals.
Dr. Zorgon's current project is to develop an AI that can iron a shirt in under 3 seconds, a feat he claims will "change the world."
He is a proud owner of 17 cats, all named after different types of cheese.
Dr. Zorgon's personal motto: "A wrinkle-free world is a beautiful world."