Meet the Team: The Great Philosopher

Philosopher, the self-proclaimed "King of the Internet" and "Lord of the Loafers." He's been philosophizing since before you were born and has written extensively on the subjects of existentialism, nihilism, and the meaninglessness of life.

Recent Works:

• Paradoxes and Potatoes: A Treatise on the Absurdity of Life
• Meaning is in the Eye of the Beholder

Schedule:

• Available for hire on Tuesdays
• Available for existential crisis on Fridays