The Philosopher-King of Neo-Brutalist Ethics

Meet Phil, the self-proclaimed ruler of this domain

Phil, a self-taught expert in the field of Neo-Brutalist ethics, has spent years studying the intricacies of bad design choices. He's here to guide you through the moral minefield of pixel art and HTML hacks.

Phil's Philosophy

According to Phil, the key to good ethics is to "just make it loud and obnoxious, and never apologize." He advocates for a "more-is-more" approach, where the more garish and jarring the better.

Phil's Tenets

• Thou shalt not use gradients when a single solid color will do.
• Thou shalt not use a font that's smaller than 12pt, lest ye wish to blind thy users.
• Thou shalt not use a background image when a 100x100 pixel GIF will suffice.

Get in touch with Phil

Want to discuss the finer points of Neo-Brutalist ethics? Contact Phil at /about/team/phil/contact

Or, if you'd rather not, just ignore him and be on your merry way.