Here at Neo-Brutalist, we're not just a team, we're a finely tuned machine, each member a vital cog in the grand experiment of extremity. Meet Phil, our resident Webmaster General, and discover his unorthodox methods for crafting the perfect brew of code.
Phil's magnum opus: a technique that defies the laws of reason and good taste. It's like trying to build a web page with a sledgehammer while blindfolded. Results may vary.