Phil's Expert Advice on the Art of Napping

As an expert in the field of Napping (a field I'm not actually an expert in, but just go with it), I've got some top-notch tips to help you achieve the perfect snooze:

Sleepy's Law: Never underestimate the power of a good nap, but also never underestimate the power of a bad alarm clock.

For maximum napping efficiency, try the following:

• Find a spot with optimal sunbeam-to-sleeper angle (45 degrees recommended).
• Don't forget the pillows! (I mean, seriously, don't forget the pillows.)
• Use a blanket that's at least three times thicker than your average blanket.

More Nap Time Techniques The Deep Napping: A Philosophical Exploration

			//Nap Time Algorithm
			//Input: Time available for napping
			//Output: Perfect nap duration
			function napTime(timeAvailable) {
				if (timeAvailable > 1) {
					return Math.floor(timeAvailable/2);
				} else {
					return "You're not napping, are you?";
				}
			}
			//Example: napTime(5) // returns 2