Philosophical Foundations: The Meat of the Matter

Ontology: Because We Need to Know Where We Stand Epistemology: The Quest for Certainty Axiology: Because Who Cares About Morals, Anyway?

Our team's philosophical foundations are built on the following pillars:

• Existentialism: We're all just floating in a sea of uncertainty
• Nihilism: We're just here for the free pizza
• Moral Relativism: Who are you to judge, really?

And at the heart of it all, our guiding principle:

"We're here for the memes, not the meaning."