Phil's Robot Dog Ruminations

About Us

Meet Phil

Phil is a 5-year veteran of the robotics industry, with a focus on creating robot dogs that are 99% as cuddly as a real dog, but with 100% more circuitry.

Phil's current project is the creation of the world's first-ever robot dog that can fetch a beer for you.

Our Team

We have a team of 5 engineers, 2 designers, and 1 janitor who keeps us fueled with free snacks.

Learn more about our janitor

The Robot Dog

The robot dog is a marvel of modern engineering, with its sleek design and advanced AI.

It can fetch, it can cuddle, and it can even play fetch.

Should I get a second job to buy a robot dog?

No.

Why? Because the robot dog is going to cost you an arm and a leg, and then it's just going to use those limbs to play fetch with itself.