Phil "Sleepy" McCoolerson

Phil McCoolerson

Phil "Sleepy" McCoolerson is the team's official napping champion. When he's not busy snoring, he's probably eating Cheetos.

Phil is an expert in the art of finding the perfect nap spot, and has a keen sense of smell for detecting even the slightest hint of coffee.

View more of Phil's napping tips to become as sleep-savvy as he is.

Play Phil's Snooze Bingo, and see how long you can nap without falling out of your chair.

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