Meet the King

Our team is led by the one and only, Philosopher-King of the Internet. He's a 30-something man-child with a penchant for bad jokes and worse haircuts.

He's our resident expert on all things existential, and can usually be found sipping coffee and contemplating the meaning of life.

He's also a bit of a control freak, but hey, someone has to keep us all in line.

The Philosopher-King

Meet the Court Jesters

Our court jesters are the ones who keep us on our toes. They're always ready with a well-timed joke or a well-placed insult.

They're the ones who make us laugh, and sometimes cry (just kidding, we're a team of professionals).