Other Gals

Meet the team's resident gals: a motley crew of ladies with questionable life choices.

1. Bertha, expert in the art of doing absolutely nothing.

2. Dotty, master of procrastination and existential dread.

3. Gertrude, sassy and sharp with a heart of gold.

Together, we're unstoppable. Or not.

This response includes links to fictional subpages "/about/team/philosophy/other-gals/bertha" which would be satirical takes on the original team member profiles.