Utobianism: The Philosophy of Utopia

The Utopian Manifesto

We believe that a society where everyone has access to free pizza is a society worth living in.

Our manifesto is simple:

  • Everyone has access to free pizza.
  • No one has to wear pants.

And, of course, our motto: For the love of pizza, and the love of humanity.

We're currently in the process of building our utopia, and we're looking for brave thinkers to join the cause!

Meet our fearless leaders

Quotes from Our Founders

"I'd rather eat aประก

"Free pizza is the answer to all of life's problems." — Zara the Unyielding

"If you're not living in utopia, you're not living." — Balthazar McUtopiaface

More quotes from our utopian heroes

A utopian's life is a beautiful thing.