Our Team

Meet the Insufferable Technicians

Bob "The Unreliable" McBoberson

Our resident expert in the art of pretending to know what he's doing.

Read about Bob's dubious methods

Larry "The Luddite" Pseudonym

Our go-to guy for explaining how to turn off your computer.

Learn from Larry's expertise in the art of doing nothing

Tina "The Infallible" Tinkerer

Our team lead who still thinks the 90s are the future

Read about Tina's love for the ancient art of dial-up internet

Our Mission

To provide support that is marginally less frustrating than a root canal.

Our Values

  1. We will not fix anything
  2. We will pretend to listen
  3. We will bill you extra for the pleasure
Learn about our motto: "We'll get around to it eventually" Meet the rest of the team