Dr. Emily Physics

Our resident genius, Dr. Emily Physics, has spent years studying the intricacies of the universe, including the perfect ratio of pineapple to ham in a pizza.

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Dr. Brian Physics

Dr. Brian Physics is our team's resident physicist, but don't let that fool you - he's actually a master of the ancient art of juggling chain saws while reciting sonnets.

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Dr. Jane Physics-stein

Our newest member, Dr. Jane Physics-stein, has a Ph.D. in Physics and a degree in Extreme Ironing. Don't worry, it's a real thing.

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