The Pink Philosopher is a highly sought-after specialist in the art of making the most of the most ostentatious, the most garish, and the most unrelentingly pink.
This team member is known for their unorthodox but effective methods of applying a liberal dose of pink-ness to every problem that comes their way.
When not busy turning the world a shade more pink, The Pink Philosopher enjoys sipping tea, collecting vintage typewriters, and reading the entirety of "The Color Wheel" by the great Robert H. Harrison.