Our Team of Misfit Geniuses

Meet the people who are too talented to have real friends

Our team is made up of individuals who have been deemed "too good" for society. We've got experts in everything from Extreme Croquet to Competitive Snail Racing. We're not just a team, we're a family... of weirdos.

Team Lead: Bob "The Brusque" Bronson

Our fearless leader is Bob, a man who's been known to solve world hunger with a single can of Spam. He's our resident expert in Extreme Croquet and has a black belt in the ancient art of Extreme Ironing. Learn more about Bob's illustrious career.

Chief of Snail Research: Dr. Emily "The Snail Whisperer" Sneeze

Dr. Sneeze is our resident expert in all things snail. She's written the definitive guide to snail behavior, and has even been known to communicate with them using only a series of complex hand gestures. Read Dr. Sneeze's groundbreaking thesis on Snail Psychology.

Meet the rest of the team...
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