Meet the master of doing nothing. The sultan of slacking off. The emperor of excuse-making.
His real name is Bob, but you can call him "The Procrastinator" for short. He lives in a cave, subsists on ramen noodles and Red Bull, and has been known to survive on a diet of nothing but coffee and despair.
When not busy not doing anything, Bob can be found lounging on his couch, playing video games, or reorganizing his collection of antique teapots. His favorite color is beige, his favorite food is Cheetos, and his favorite activity is staring blankly at the wall.
Bob's superpowers include:
Bob's nemesis, The Productivity Ninja, is a dark and foreboding figure who seeks to vanquish Bob's laziness and restore order to the world.
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