Meet the Team: Professor

Lead Researcher and Chief Naysayer

Meet Professor, the team's resident genius, skeptic, and occasional troublemaker. He's the one who will question every assumption, debunk every theory, and still somehow manage to get the grant money.

His area of expertise lies in the field of "Counter-Intuition," where he spends most of his time disproving his own theories just to see if anyone will notice.

When he's not busy being a contrarian, Professor can be found sipping Earl Grey tea and complaining about the youth these days.

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