Here is my report, because you asked for it.
We are currently on schedule, mostly because we're not really sure what we're doing.
However, I did manage to order 17 new coffee machines for the team, because caffeine is the answer to all problems.
Next on the agenda: more meetings, more meetings, MORE MEETINGS.
- John: still on vacation, still not paying his part of the rent
- Jane: trying to learn how to use the copier
- Joe: still thinking he's a sysadmin
Read about John's vacation Read about Jane's copier woes Read about Joe's sysadmin fantasies