Our Team Values: 3. Be Angy.
1. Scream at anyone who gets in our way. Loudly and repeatedly.
Because productivity is a myth, and so is your fragile human psyche.
2. Yell at anyone who doesn't meet your deadlines. Especially if they're already on their last deadline.
Deadlines are like the horizon: they're always moving, and so are your expectations.
3. Breathe fire and/or profanity at anyone who dares to question our process. Repeatedly.
4. Be Terrified.
We're not just a team, we're a well-oiled machine... of chaos and terror.