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Neo-Brutalist: Our Designer's License
Meet the Mastermind behind Neo-Brutalist
Our designer is a certified genius, a virtuoso of the virtual world.
They're responsible for making this website look marginally better than a 90s dial-up internet forum.
License
- Right to create the most obnoxious color schemes in the industry
- Permission to use Comic Sans for all font-related endeavors
- Exclusive access to a 56k modem for maximum dial-up authenticity
By accessing this page, you agree to not actually understand what you're looking at.